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1. Hello I'm a professional thief. One of the world's best thieves. I have stolen priceless paintings in world class museums, diamonds fit for royalty, Persian carpets and even a Rolls Royce. I am now looking for my next heist, for the most valuable item on the planet. Can you help me steal this valuable item? How can I steal your heart?

2. I only have three weeks to live. Do you want to grant a dying man's wish?

3. I bet you a $100 you are going to turn me down?

4. Is your father an alien? Because I seen nothing like you on earth!

5. I noticed you have been checking me out the whole night so I decided to give you a chance to talk me.

6. I'm new in town; can you give me directions to your apartment?

7. Where have you been all my life?

8. Don't I know you from somewhere? Didn't we go to different schools?

9. Can I have a picture of you so I can tell Santa what I want next Christmas?

10. Hi. I am a great cook, I got money, I am successful and I know how to treat a girl right. So what else do you want? How about I buy you a drink and you get to know awesome me?

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